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Etymology: perhaps alteration of dialectal geck, from Low German gek, meaning fool.
1. Person accomplished in matters scientific or technical, or particularly single-minded.
2. Professional entertainer specialising in bizarre acts, such as biting the heads off live pigeons.
3. Person who carries more processing power about their person than existed in the entire world in 1979.
4. You. Don't try denying it.